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Acer Predator Triton 700 review

The Acer Predator Triton 700: a GTX 1080-equipped laptop, that’s less than 20mm thick and weighs under 2.5kg? It sounds too good to be true, but there’s a heavy price to pay, and some compromises.

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Acer Predator Triton 700 review

The Acer Predator Triton 700: a GTX 1080-equipped laptop, that’s less than 20mm thick and weighs under 2.5kg? It sounds too good to be true, but there’s a heavy price to pay, and some compromises.

1. Design

Acer Predator Triton 700 keyboard trackpad

The first thing you notice about the Acer Predator Triton 700 is that the keyboard is in the wrong place, and it doesn’t appear to have a trackpad.

Actually, I tell a lie. The first thing you notice about the Acer Predator Triton 700 is that it has the most obnoxious startup sequence imaginable. Remember the PC Specialist Defiance XS, with that cute little glowing die cut machine detailing on the lid, that softly hums into life like a bat signal when you start it up?

Yeah, it’s not quite so subtle an effect as that.

And when I say “not quite so subtle” that’s being generous. It’s downright irritating.

Imagine opening your laptop, hitting the power button, and it screaming at the top of its lungs, “Hey, everyone! Yes, everyone! I’m starting up! I don’t think people on the next street heard me so I’ll say it louder; I’m starting up!” for some reason.

The Predator Triton 700 annoys my wife, it wakes up my cats, and – if Windows 10 performs an update without telling you, as it is wont to do – this thing will just start making its horrible, murderer-bursting-into-the-room-wielding-a-knife-in-a-teen-slasher-movie sound effect, completely unexpected, and at what ever time it feels like it.

We haven’t been this spooked by an unexpected noise from a piece of electronics since a Furby, thought to be long-dormant, started chattering in a slow, drawling voice – caused by low batteries – in the middle of the night. “Peek-a-boo, I see you,” isn’t nearly as cute when taken out of context and whispered at you from the depths of a cupboard while you’re sleeping.

Then there’s the keyboard and trackpad.

The Acer Predator Triton 700 – which you’ll see from the full specs below – fits in an impressive calibre of hardware, including a proper mechanical keyboard, a desktop Intel Core i7 processor, and an Nvidia GTX 1080 with Max-Q design. Max-Q is, if you’ve forgotten, Nvidia’s name for the slightly pared-back versions of the full-fat desktop cards they’re based on, to reduce thermal, power and cooling constraints for use in thin chassis.

And at approximately 19mm, this laptop is very thin. It’s not as thin as a Razer Blade or Gigabyte Aero, or as the aforementioned Defiance XS which is kitted out with a GTX 1070 Max-Q GPU, but for the components found within, it’s remarkable.

Unfortunately, as a result of that component set, compromises have been made in the design.

As you can see from the pictures, the keyboard is located on the front edge of the laptop, where you would normally rest your wrists, and there doesn’t appear to be a trackpad. At all. That’s because the hot components need all the cooling help they can get, and having the keyboard – especially a mechanical one, with increased depth and travel – in its traditional position near the hinge would have encroached on chassis space for cooling, heat pipes, fans and the like.

So the keyboard is in the wrong place, but what of the trackpad? Well you see that piece of tinted glass between the keyboard and the display, which acts as a viewing area onto the RGB-lit fans of the laptop’s interior? That’s also the trackpad. Yes, above the keyboard.

To be fair to Acer, they’re not the only ones making compromises to fit a GTX 1080 Max-Q into a chassis less than 20mm thick. The Asus ROG Zephyrus also features a keyboard in the wrist rest position, but sacrifices the number pad to move the trackpad to the right of the keyboard. It’s at least in something slightly resembling a normal desk layout, so long as you’re right-handed. I don’t know which is worse – losing a numpad, or having the trackpad above the keyboard – but in both cases, I’ll plant my flag and say they’re truly terrible solutions to problems entirely of their own making.

Almost as if to acknowledge the issue, however, Acer has included a recessed USB port on the Triton 700, so you can leave a mouse dongle permanently attached without any danger of shearing it off. It’s a clever touch, but again, a neat solution to a problem that has already been over-engineered into the system.

Whether you should be expected to make any compromises in a laptop that will set you back the best part of £3,000? We’ll come to that later.

Elsewhere on the design front, the Predator Triton 700 looks like a gaming device. It’s angular, it’s angry, and it’s illuminated from every orifice; not the ugliest gaming laptop in the world by any stretch, but the overall design is saved by the slightly grown-up feel imposed by the slim, lightweight brief. And it is an incredible amount of power fit into a relatively svelte chassis, so you have to give Acer bonus points for their component Tetris skills.

2. Build quality

Acer Predator Triton 700

To say a word in the Predator Triton 700’s favour for a moment, it feels absolutely rock solid. Unlike a couple of other Acer review units we’ve had recently – with a spongy trackpad on a laptop, and a loose hinge on a VR headset – we haven’t found any fault with the device during our testing. And we know it’s been around plenty of other testers before us because someone looks like they’ve tried to feed the cardboard packing through a wood chipper, so it’s a positive sign that it’s holding up so well after what must be continuous abuse.

That being said, we only had the device in for a couple of weeks. Normally we try to road-test devices over longer periods of time – several months, if the PR folk will let us keep them that long – so keep that in mind when we’re saying that we didn’t observe any technical or mechanical faults with the Predator Triton 700.

The chassis feels tough, the hinge seems robust and on the stiff side (which is a good thing), and the mechanical keyboard has plenty of travel without ever feeling bouncy. It’s loud, as laptop keyboards go – like every noise this laptop makes, bordering on antisocial – but it has a satisfying clunk that suggests it will keep going for years.

There’s little comment to make on the mouse, especially, because it doesn’t have any buttons. Reviewers can’t complain of spongy buttons if there aren’t any buttons to become spongy over extended use.

It is worth pointing out that the Gorilla Glass surface on the trackpad feels very smooth and tough, but the tappable area seems inconsistent; sometimes you’ll wander over to the extreme edges of the glass and it’ll work fine, but on other occasions, it’ll seem like a dead spot. Multi-finger gestures seem a little less reliable than dedicated trackpads, and right-clicking – by tapping with two fingers together – can be hit or miss at times. Also, the trackpad surface does get rather hot, but we’ll touch on that later.

3. Specs

Here are the full specs for the Acer Predator Triton 700 they sent us through to review.

Acer Predator Triton 700 specs:

  • Operating System: Windows 10 Home
  • Processor: Intel Core i7-7700HQ 2.8GHz; Quad-core
  • Chipset: Intel HM175
  • Memory: 16GB DDR4 (32GB maximum)
  • Storage: 1TB SSD
  • Screen: 15.6″ Full HD (1920×1080) IPS panel (with ComfyView technology)
  • Graphics: Nvidia GeForce GTX 1080 8GB with Max-Q Technology (GTX 1060 also available)
  • Connectivity: Killer Wireless-AC 1535 wireless LAN, Bluetooth
  • Audio & Video: 1280×720 webcam, Two speakers
  • Ports & Connectors: 3x USB 3.0, 1x USB 2.0 (recessed), 1x USB 3.1 Type-C (Thunderbolt), Network (RJ-45), 1x HDMI, 1 x DisplayPort
  • Battery: 4-cell 4670 mAh Li-Polymer
  • Battery Life: (up to) 5 hours
  • Adaptor: 230 W external
  • Dimensions (W x D x H):  393 mm x 266 mm x 18.9 mm
  • Weight: 2.4 kg (approx.)

There is some variance available in the models of Predator Triton 700 out there, from a machine kitted out with a GTX 1060 and 16GB RAM down as “low” as £2,300, while the review model listed above will retail at a few pennies under three grand. It’s not cheap, however you slice it.

4. Power, cooling, noise

Acer Predator Triton 700

If you thought the startup noise of the Predator Triton 700 was obnoxious, then just wait until you start using the thing in anger. The Core i7 processor and GTX 1080 – even in the lighter, trimmer Max-Q variant – require a huge amount of power in laptop terms, 45 and 150 W respectively.

All of that heat has to go somewhere and – thanks to an advanced system of heat sinks, heat pipes and fans – is forced out of the rear of the laptop at high speed. But smaller, thinner devices mean smaller fans, and smaller fans need to operate at higher frequencies to shift the same volume of air as larger ones. The fans in the Triton 700 kick out a high-pitched whine, somewhere between an electric leaf blower and a small jet turbine.

This system actually does a remarkable job of keeping the Predator Triton 700 relatively cool. Even under the most extreme real-world load scenarios the highest we’ve seen the CPU temperature peak at is 84°C, while the GPU hasn’t been higher than 76°C.

The heat doesn’t all get evacuated out from the rear of the laptop, however. The glass panel, that allows a view into the spinning fans and also doubles as a trackpad, gets unbearably hot while the system is under load. If you’re going to be pushing this system to the limits gaming, you’re more than likely going to be using an external mouse and not even contemplating touching the trackpad, but when you’re benchmarking it’s easy to forget that it gets hot. And it hurts. If it wouldn’t have made a mess to try, we probably could’ve cooked an egg on there.

The Triton 700 also has rather nice speakers, situated on the top of the laptop – rather than underneath, which is the norm – which can produce some fairly convincing stereo surround effects. They’re powerful enough in their own right and great by laptop standards, but over the high-pitched whine of the fans, they’re difficult to hear without cranking them up to the max. You might get good results from them when watching movies or streaming TV, but when you’re gaming, it just makes the whole affair even noisier and, yes, more obnoxious.

Battery life is also not good. Not even a little bit. The stated battery life is up to five hours, according to the specs, but the most we managed – even with power saving turned on and just performing light productivity tasks and web browsing – was between two and three hours. If you’re running anything intensive, like gaming, you might not even trouble an hour.

That’s not unexpected with this combination of components, and probably wouldn’t upset most people in what they want this laptop for – gaming, on mains power – but it’s worth keeping in mind that, even though this is a relatively thin and light laptop for its spec, it won’t turn you into a road warrior.

5. Performance, usability

Acer Predator Triton 700

First up, some real-world gaming benchmarks. We don’t perform synthetic benchmarking – you can find that sort of stuff online very easily – but like to include real-world gaming figures because they’re useful at a glance and many of the games make familiar frames of reference.

1080p benchmark data:

  • Final Fantasy XV (standard/high preset) – 95 / 70 fps
  • Gears of War 4 (ultra preset) – 113 fps
  • PUBG (medium settings, ultra draw distance) – average 115 fps in quiet zones / 95 fps in busy zones
  • World of Tanks Encore (ultra preset) – 158 fps

This was all done as per our usual testing methodology. For the games with built-in benchmarking tools, we ran the tests five times and calculated the mean average. For PUBG, which is so variable it’s damn-near impossible to benchmark accurately, we played about 20 hours and worked out rough averages based on what we’ve seen during different play conditions in that time.

2160p (4K) benchmark data:

  • Final Fantasy XV (light/standard/high preset) – 39 /34 /29 fps
  • Gears of War 4 (low/med/high/ultra preset) – 60 / 55 / 49 / 44 fps
  • PUBG (medium settings, ultra draw distance) – average 55 fps in quiet zones / 45 fps in busy zones
  • World of Tanks Encore (medium/ultra preset) – 131 / 53 fps

There are, of course, some compromises to be made when running any device at 4K. If you want to be running at that resolution, at the highest settings, you’re going to need a desktop machine running something like a full-fat GTX 1080 Ti. But for a laptop to be able to reach 44 frames per second at the ultra preset on Gears of War 4, and bob along at around about 30 frames per second on the machine-melting Final Fantasy XV? That’s thoroughly impressive.

The laptop also comes with Acer’s Predator Sense software, which allows you to use built-in overclocking presets to push the GTX 1080 Max-Q to its absolute limit. Full disclosure: we were running on the maximum overclocking preset to achieve those 4K benchmarks on Final Fantasy XV and Gears of War 4. Oddly, however, with the benchmarking cranked up PUBG actually started hitching and stalling, even though the frame rates seemed higher. When we turned the overclocking back off it ran smoothly, and only a couple of frames per second lower than with the GPU overclocked. Your mileage may vary, is the key takeaway here.

At 1080p resolution, however – the laptop’s native display resolution – on its frankly brilliant IPS panel, with a 120Hz refresh rate and Nvidia’s G-Sync technology, the Triton 700 is an absolute beast. It will devour anything you put in front of it, and even notoriously stringent tests like Final Fantasy XV never dipped below 60 frames per second.

The Predator Triton 700 also effectively maxed out the Steam VR performance benchmarks, meaning it’s very capable as a virtual reality machine.

My issue with the Acer Predator Triton 700 has nothing to do with its performance, however. This absolute beast of a machine leaves most other laptops in its wake; certainly anything else in this sort of size and weight category. But I find myself wondering exactly who this laptop is for?

The awkward keyboard position, abysmal trackpad, and disappointing battery life mean it doesn’t really work as a portable device. I’ve put in some extended gaming sessions with the Triton 700 on my lap and ended up with some fairly extreme discomfort in my left wrist as a result. Trying to type for long periods of time is also noticeably uncomfortable, and there’s no way you can use it at all if you don’t have at least a foot spare on your dominant hand’s side to operate with a proper mouse.

You might argue, then, that the Triton 700 isn’t designed for use on your lap at all. If you set this laptop up on your desk, with a decent amount of space for your mouse and enough room to put the keyboard at a comfortable stretch away, then it all feels much better. But if you’re just looking for a desktop PC, you could put together a desktop PC this powerful – or buy something off the shelf – for around half the price.

If for some reason you can’t accommodate a full-sized desktop PC – you’re cable phobic, perhaps? – this might suit, but there are cheaper powerful desktop replacement workstations out there; especially if you’re not really planning to take it anywhere.

If, however, you’re in that sweet spot of people who need an extremely powerful device and need to take their laptop with them – but have a full desk setup at every destination, and don’t ever intend to use it on the move – then you might just be the target market for the Acer Predator Triton 700.

Acer Predator Triton 700
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Manufacturer: Acer
Availability: Out now – Shop for the Acer Predator Triton 700 on Amazon (we may receive a commission for purchases made through third-party retail stores)


The Acer Predator Triton 700 is a bit like the insane Predator Z35P curved monitor we reviewed earlier in the year: it’s technically a brilliant device, and if you’ve got the money (and the use case) for it, then fill your boots. Its performance is astounding for its size. But for a device that costs three grand to have so many compromises – and the keyboard and mouse are, sadly, two I can’t forgive – is disappointing.

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Control: The Foundation DLC review

Without meaning to sound disparaging, the best thing about The Foundation – the first of two new DLCs coming to Remedy Entertainment’s most recent release– is that it’s more Control.

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Without meaning to sound disparaging, the best thing about The Foundation – the first of two new DLCs coming to Remedy Entertainment’s most recent release – is that it’s more Control.

For those who played the surreal, action-adventure title when it released last year, they’ll know Control leaves you constantly wanting more. More interesting world-building collectables, more slick, engaging combat, and definitely more large-scale boss fights with severely agitated refrigerators.

Enter The Foundation which – much like Remedy’s excellent line-up of additional content for Alan Wake – builds upon the existing world of Control in a way that doesn’t feel like an afterthought or spin-off. The story itself picks up pretty much exactly where the original campaign left off, with Jesse fully embracing her new-found role as the Director as she begins to tackle a new problem occurring deep within the Oldest House.

This problem takes Jesse to The Foundation: a deep cave network far beneath the corporate offices and conference rooms that the base campaign saw players explore. Yet, all is not right within this extensive and deeply mysterious set of eerie tunnels. The Astral Plain appears to be bleeding through into The Foundation itself, causing large areas of the cave to transform into the ethereal void glimpsed briefly throughout Control’s original storyline. Jesse’s goal is to find out what’s causing these bizarre universe shifts and put a stop to them before they engulf all of the Oldest House and beyond.

From here, The Foundation opens up into another 4-5 hours of exceptional – if perhaps a little safe – Control fun, bringing back more of the desirable collectables, satisfying abilities and compelling atmosphere that made the original campaign such a joy. Best of all, it feels like a meaningful expansion of the story that begins to answer some lingering questions about the game’s bigger mysteries, while also sewing the seeds for some bigger reveals down the line.

The actual structure of The Foundation does have some alterations, however, with the core composition of the DLC feeling far more open-ended than the missions seen in the main game. Here, Jesse’s goal to figure out what’s happening throughout the mysterious cave system is split into four separate objectives, with the player being able to tackle each in whatever order they choose.

It’s a strong new string to Control’s bow, allowing for a more natural foundation for exploration as well as a more liberating sense of freedom. The DLC also features three new side-quests which, much like the main game, are interwoven with a strong sense of humour and some great twists on the game’s central mechanics.

Another major addition is a pair of new powers that will be essential to navigating The Foundation’s perilous terrain. The first allows Jesse to destroy giant crystals that emerge from the ground, freeing up paths and other obstacles, while the second gives her the ability to summon them. Neither are particularly game-changing, with both mostly factoring into platforming, but they’re a fun change of pace. They also offer some handy environmental uses in combat, with Jesse even acquiring the ability to raise crystals from the ground to violently impale enemies.

As ever, the defining strength of The Foundation remains in the exceptional world-building Remedy puts at the forefront of every encounter, interaction, and area. The DLCs brand new locale is crammed full of brilliant new scraps of lore, darkly comic interactions and more intriguing details that hint at some creepy goings-on behind the scenes. If like me, discovering what made the Oldest House tick was the highlight of Control for you, then The Foundation will not disappoint.

Naturally, there’s still some frustrating combat encounters and some minor technical issues – especially for those who haven’t upgraded to the PS4 Pro or Xbox One X – but The Foundation is simply more Control, and after its exceptional debut last year, that’s far from a bad thing.

Control: The Foundation DLC review
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Platform: PS4 (reviewed), PC, Xbox One (June 25, 2020)
Developer: Remedy Entertainment
Publisher: 505 Games
Release Date: March 26, 2020 (Xbox One June 25, 2020)


With more sensational world-building, slick combat and compelling narrative, The Foundation feels like a superb next chapter to Control’s story. It might not do much with the ideas introduced within the original campaign, but with Control being one of last year’s best games, that’s far from a disappointment.

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Assassin’s Creed: The Essential Guide review

Assassin’s Creed: The Essential Guide is an updated edition of the book first released in 2016.

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Assassin’s Creed: The Essential Guide is an updated edition of the 2016 large-format hardback written by Arin Murphy-Hiscock and published by Titan Books. Running to 256 fully illustrated pages, it’s a weighty tome that digs deep into the lore of Ubisoft’s long-running video game series.

I love big hardback books like this. Video games, especially big open-world video games, take time to revisit, and official guides and art books are useful aid-memoirs. They give readers a chance to revisit their favourite games over a mug of coffee, rather than committing to a full playthrough.

Most game-related books focus on a particular title. Titan has released some stunning books based on individual Assassin’s Creed games in the past, but Assassin’s Creed: The Essential Guide has a much larger task on its hands. It attempts to piece together 14 years of mythological spaghetti from Ubisoft’s sprawling action-adventure series. And to the book’s credit, it absolutely manages to pull it off.

Assassin's Creed: The Essential Guide

The Essential Guide charts the history Assassin’s Creed, from the time of the First Civilisation, through to the formation of the Assassins Brotherhood, the rise of the Templars, and the influence of Abstergo on modern-day life. It’s a comprehensive review of the franchise’s many time-periods, locations, characters, and technology.

The overarching narrative – and some handy timeline charts – helps make sense of a series in which storytelling is often non-linear, oblique, or just plain muddled. Through the games and its spin-offs, Ubisoft has created an intriguing but complex tapestry that combines real-life history, secret wars, advanced technology, and ancient alien races. To see the dots connected so clearly is informative and illuminating.

Assassin's Creed: The Essential Guide

As you can probably gather, Assassin’s Creed: The Essential Guide is very much focussed on the fictional aspects of the series. And that is its biggest flaw.

If you’re enough of an Assassin’s Creed’s fan to bury your nose in its fictional history, you’d likely appreciate some content covering its global development effort. Across 22 video games, a movie, and a plethora of comics and books, there’s a wealth of production content to be explored. It’s a real shame that this aspect is completely ignored. Indeed, the book never refers to the games by title, and you won’t find a single screenshot. This is fiction presented as history.

Instead, there is a smorgasbord of illustrations and art to pore over. The level of research and detail in big-budget video games often goes unnoticed. Assassin’s Creed: The Essential Guide offers a welcome opportunity to see some of that work beautifully printed on the page. The Assassin’s Creed games have always been beautiful games, and this is a beautiful, well-produced book.

Given the task at hand, the quality of the text is also worth noting. It’s unfussy and economical, clear and informative. The events of the games, film, novels, and comics are all referred to, and all treated as canon. Given the tangle of ancient races, mysterious artefacts, and malignant mega-corporations the book covers, it’s quite an accomplishment.

Assassin's Creed: The Essential Guide
I’ve recently been playing the Assassin’s Creed remasters on Nintendo Switch, and this book has become a constant companion. It provides historical context for my adventures, it helps me decipher the meaning behind cryptic Abstergo emails, and it fleshes out the expansive cast of characters I encounter. Yup, Assassin’s Creed: The Essential Guide is pretty much essential.

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If you’re intrigued by the title of this book, you’re probably a fan of the series. And if you’re a fan of the series, this book probably is essential. The absence of production material is a disappointment, but it’s as thorough an exploration of the Assassin’s Creed universe as you could ever want. Recommended.

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Doom Eternal review

Doom Eternal? More like… no, actually, “eternal” pretty much covers it.

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Doom Eternal? More like… no, actually, “eternal” pretty much covers it.

At the beginning of the Doom (2016) reboot, Doomguy wakes up in a tomb. He’s being prodded and poked by demons, which he’s obviously a bit miffed about, so he smashes their faces in. He grabs a pistol, shotgun, and his bottle-green armour, then sets off for the surface of Mars. All of this happens without breaking first person, just like Half-Life. It’s immersive and brutal and rattles along at one hell of a clip.

A voice – Dr Samuel Hayden, head science bloke of the UAC – speaks to him over an intercom. He tries to explain what’s going on. Why it’s happening. How it’s (sort of, mostly) his fault.

But Doomguy has no interest in Hayden’s mea culpa. Incensed by the presumptuousness of such unnecessary exposition, he smashes the intercom with his fist. The opening credits roll, he cocks his shotgun in time to the rising metal soundtrack, and we’re underway.

That is, in short, the smartest move Doom has ever made as a series. Doomguy really doesn’t care what’s going on or why it’s happening, and I’m going to let you in on a little secret here: neither do we. None of us could possibly care less about the “plot”, such as it is. The reason doesn’t matter. He’s here – we’re here – to rip and tear demons into little pieces of demon confetti. That’s all.

It’s disappointing, then, that Doom Eternal is absolutely chock-full of cutscenes and needless exposition. We see Doomguy animated in third-person! He has actual conversations! Nobody will shut up for a second! You can’t move without a hell priest, or a demon goddess, or some other pantomime villain soliloquising about prophecies and McGuffins and their destiny to wipe out the human race.

Doom Eternal was never going to be a narrative masterpiece. It’s about demons emerging from Mars and overrunning the Earth, and the gruff bloke who kills them all singlehandedly. It’s nonsense on stilts. But while you’re barreling through it at breakneck speed you don’t notice just how dumb it all is. When the game goes to great lengths to explain every last detail, however, to lampshade its own abject stupidity, you realise just how big those stilts are.

It’s generally just dreadful, but that’s not to say it doesn’t have the odd, ridiculous highlight. Doomguy’s intercom-punching brusqueness still rubs up against the exposition overload in amusing ways, while seeing human characters cower in his presence is never not hilarious. (And it’s also nice that, for older fans the series, some NPCs in Doom Eternal actually refer to him as Doomguy and not the far more pretentious modern invention, the Doom Slayer. You can even unlock the original game’s armour, complete with exposed abs from demon tears.)

At one point, he needs to get his ass to the centre of Mars – because reasons – but there’s no path down there. While other characters are discussing the options, or lack thereof, Doomguy silently brings up an image of an orbital BFG-10000 defence cannon on the magic space GPS system of his weird spaceship. (Yes, he has a base hub now. You need to unlock it, a room at a time, over the course of the game. It’s tedious busywork, but at least it features a nice little gallery of your collectables, in addition to that retro armour.)

“You can’t just blow a hole in the surface of Mars,” protests an NPC.

Undeterred, Doomguy punches in the coordinates, brings up a portal, grabs a plasma rifle, then goes and blows a hole in the centre of Mars. He’s a man of his word. A man of action. Thankfully, action is what Doom Eternal excels at.

Mechanically, Doom Eternal is as potent and satisfying as the series has ever been. The movement is slick, the weapons fierce, the action intense. In addition to the core item drop tactics of the 2016 reboot – use the Chainsaw on demons if you’re low on ammo; Glory Kill them if you’re low on health – you can use some new abilities to manage the fight. The Blood Punch allows you to convert potential energy from Glory Kills into a devastating haymaker. The Flame Belch, a shoulder-mounted flamethrower, causes enemies to drop shards of armour while they’re ablaze. The Ice Bomb freezes enemies solid, which means they’re stationary, they take additional damage, and there’s a chance they’ll smash into pieces. (Think Terminator 2’s liquid nitrogen scene or the Winter Blast plasmid from BioShock.)

Doom’s retro sensibilities, with pickups for health and armour, are key. It just wouldn’t work with the glowing red screen/hide behind a wall damage regeneration mechanics of other, more modern first-person shooters. Doom Eternal frequently throws you into gladiatorial arenas – from confined pits to expansive, vertiginous theatres – where you have to survive wave after wave of demons with limited resources. Sometimes a totem will enrage and empower demons until you destroy it. Occasionally, there’ll be an enormous boss demon to contend with. If you don’t learn to master the ebb and flow of the action, the extraction of health, armour and ammunition from your enemies, you won’t survive. It means you’re frequently on the cusp of death, and only well-timed, last-ditch glory kills will keep you in the fight.

It’s also a technical marvel. You’d never call Doom Eternal “beautiful” – some of the levels look more like a colonoscopy video than a game – but it’s visually impressive all the same. The gore nests and demonic temples make for ridiculous, reductive caricature, but the human facilities, the space stations and military bases and former shopping malls, show off just how impressive Id’s engine can be. Even on a base PS4, it’s fluid and slick. The lighting in particular, with nuclear-green tones signposting the path forward, really shines in the darkness.

(It’s also refreshing that the ubiquitous “lighting slider” doesn’t encourage you to make the game as dim as possible. Doom Eternal’s prodigious use of HDR makes a potentially very gloomy game sparkle. That the PC version doesn’t support real-time ray tracing is a surprise, though, given Id’s penchant for the cutting edge.)

Mick Gordon’s soundtrack is another consistent highlight. It’s an expansive build on his work in Doom (2016) featuring bigger soundscapes, arrangements, and a heavy metal choir. To use metal as a metaphor, which feels appropriate for Doom Eternal, it’s like Metallica progressing from 1986’s Master of Puppets – raw, untamed, seething – to their glorious 1999 live album with the San Francisco Symphony.

To extend that metaphor to the game itself is to expose the cracks in Doom Eternal, however. It’s bigger in scope, more expansive in range, and drenched with polish. And that makes it so much worse than the game that precedes it, somehow? It’s a pompous and self-important peacock of a game, a grandiose pantomime production under a thin veneer of heavy metal.

It all just feels antithetical to the core of the series, to the brilliant resurgence of the 2016 reboot. The worst criticism I can give of Doom Eternal is that it feels just that – eternal. It feels like it goes on forever. And not in a good way. Where once levels lasted 15-30 minutes, here, they can last several hours. They’re rampant and repetitive – even the perma-tense combat feels formulaic after a while – and all punctuated by a combination of tedious roadblocks, unlocks, and that ever-present, abysmal storytelling.

Doom Eternal is twice as long as the 2016 reboot and it’s evident. Somehow, it feels even longer still. Perhaps its the influence of parent company (and RPG specialist) Bethesda, or that awful notion that longer games represent better value for money, but it feels like a brilliant six-to-eight hour core game that has been spread too thin, a meagre helping of butter scraped across far too many slices of toast.

None of what’s here is inherently bad. Some of it is, in fact, very good indeed. But it’s such a shame something so lean and savage has become so bloated and overblown.

I can’t believe this is how I’m going to close a review of a Doom game, but here we are: Doom Eternal bored me to hell.

Doom Eternal
3

Summary


Platform: PC, PS4, Xbox One, Google Stadia (yes, Stadia)
Developer: Id Software
Publisher: Bethesda
Release Date: March 20, 2020


Doom Eternal features all the raw, raucous action of the 2016 reboot, but for reasons we can’t comprehend, is dragged out to an interminable length. Technically solid, blistering in parts, but lacking in soul.

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Lair of the Clockwork God review

“You clever little bastards,” I mutter to myself, for what feels like the thousandth time while playing Lair of the Clockwork God.

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“You clever little bastards,” I mutter to myself, for what feels like the thousandth time while playing Lair of the Clockwork God.

What precedes and follows this moment of realisation is, on average, twenty minutes of feeling very stupid. As a rule, I tend not to review puzzle games to a deadline. Trying to beat a complex, single correct solution scenario with no walkthrough available is incredibly stressful. And point and click adventure games are the zenith of obscure puzzling.

I tend to fixate, you see. I become determined that something must be the solution, even though all evidence suggests otherwise. I repeat the same action over and over, expecting a different result. It’s a fun way to see how many pithy quips and unique fail conditions the developers have written, if nothing else.

There’s a reason why LucasArts maintained a telephone tips hotline for its games in the 1990s. But even today, in 2020, point and click games are set in their ways. Tilting towards modernity, Ron Gilbert – the veteran LucasArts developer – included an in-universe tips hotline in Thimbleweed Park when it released in 2017.

In its bid for currency, Lair of the Clockwork God features dual protagonists. In addition to the trusty “look at” verb (always a good place to start if you’re stuck in a point and click game), Ben can turn to Dan and ask what’s going on. Dan will respond with some suggestions about what to do next. But on a couple of occasions, I had to turn to Dan’s real-life counterpart – Dan Marshall, writer, programmer and artist on Lair of the Clockwork God – to ask what to do next. Yes, just like the LucasArts tips hotline. (He has since said he regrets not putting together a walkthrough beforehand. I feel at least a little responsible for that.)

“You clever little pricks,” I grumble, for probably the thousand-and-first time, as Marshall nudges me towards a puzzle’s solution.

It may be clever, but that’s not to say the puzzles in Lair of the Clockwork God are especially highbrow or cerebral. This is a point and click game, after all. You’ll spend a good portion of your time hoarding junk that can’t possibly be useful, combining items that shouldn’t really work together, fiddling with inconspicuous detritus in the environment, and bickering with an assortment of NPCs. (And this is a very British point and click game, so there are also lots of knob jokes.)

The rest of the time is spent platforming. This is also a very clever development. Within the narrative of the Ben and Dan Extended Universe, Ben is a die-hard advocate of point and click adventuring. He carries tat in his bottomless bindle, combines it together to solve puzzles, and wouldn’t dream of doing anything so gauche as jumping. Dan, on the other hand, would dearly love to be a modern indie development darling. He believes pathos-powered, pixel-perfect platforming is the path the pair should pursue.

In Lair of the Clockwork God you get to do both, switching between characters – and playstyles – to simultaneously solve puzzles and progress the adventure. Sometimes that’s together. Sometimes that’s at odds with one another. But it’s always filled with humour, heart, and occasional heroism. (And knob jokes.)

Conceptually, it’s a bit like fusion cuisine. The individual elements are great. The idea of fusing them together seems sound. And yet, you always run the risk that smushing the two together will render the sum inferior to the component parts. Experience tells us that fusion cuisine rarely works.

Thankfully, both facets of Lair of the Clockwork God complement each other. The platforming lurches from super-easy to Super Meat Boy, but it’s an ideal foil for Ben’s deliberate, obstinately slower pace. As Ben combines inventory items to upgrade Dan’s abilities – “If you’re going to do that, at least call it ‘crafting’,” Dan insists – with double jumps, wall grabs, and even a whacking great gun, the game opens up in an almost Metroidvania fashion. That was a pleasant surprise.

From gently introducing this mechanic through opening a door – Dan stands on a floor plate, because platformers don’t use items, while Ben throws a nearby wall switch – this dual-protagonist tango forms the backbone of the game. Later, Dan can carry Ben on piggyback to cart the adventurer to new stuff to interact with, and the pair can even teleport to one another. (And Ben’s grin when he’s on his buddy’s back is just adorable.)

Lair of the Clockwork God piggy back

Swapping characters to solve puzzles becomes second nature, even if it’s easy to jumble the controls and stumble at times. As a result, Lair of the Clockwork God is probably the first point and click game that’s actually better on a controller. Except for one bit where you need a keyboard to type into a computer terminal. (The game’s Steam store page lists controller support as “partial” as a result. There’s also a raft of brilliant accessibility features which are gratefully received.)

It’s fusion cuisine, then, but this time it actually works. Not only does it work, but both parts – that could grow hollow or repetitive in isolation – are improved by the other, by the alternation and changes in cadence. It’s a sort of beautiful symbiosis. A metaphor for Ben and Dan’s enduring friendship, perhaps.

“You clever little sods,” I say aloud, to nobody in particular. I’ve lost count of how many times that thought has entered my head.

But what is most clever about Lair of the Clockwork God, and the thing that makes the game so special, is the way it weaves its narrative and themes into the experience. That’s what also makes it such a bloody difficult game to review. I want to tell you about all the brilliant moments! And there are so many of them! I want to shout about all of the tricks and callbacks and creative curveballs Marshall and Ward throw out in the game’s 7-10 hours! But if I do, I’ll rob you of the joy of uncovering them for yourselves.

Broadly speaking, the narrative takes place in the titular lair of the Clockwork God. It’s a computer system that protects the human race from all the apocalypses, but something has gone awry. The machine has forgotten why humanity deserves protecting, and it’s up to Ben and Dan to teach the Clockwork God feelings. To do that, they’ll play through artificial “constructs” – snippets of narrative and gameplay, themed and designed to elicit certain emotions – to restore the Clockwork God’s database of empathy and prevent all the apocalypses.

And that’s all I’m going to say. I don’t want to spoil it. But the themes of Lair of the Clockwork God touch on everything from mortality to game design, and the manner in which these themes are delivered – with some left-field design choices and deliberately dissonant sequences – is exceptional.

Think about that bit in The Witness, where you turn around and realise the starting area was a puzzle the whole time. Or when you piece the case together in Return of the Obra Dinn. Or when you finally get what’s going on in Portal. Or, you know, all of the Stanley Parable. Lair of the Clockwork God is made up of so many of these moments, deftly woven, strung together, and concealed through sleight of hand and ingenious narrative. The fourth wall is smashed, the meta-narrative is bold, and the resulting ride is a wild one.

But other narrative-driven puzzle games revel in their challenge. They invite the player to defy their creator. The experience is gladiatorial and their reward is extrinsic. In Lair of the Clockwork God, you don’t feel like you’re clever because you bested Marshall and Ward’s best-laid plans. They beckon you in. You’re allowed to cotton on. They build you up. They make you feel clever because they’re letting you in on the scheme as it unfolds. It’s collaborative, and it’s kind, and the experience is far richer for it.

“You clever little bastards,” I say directly to Dan Marshall and Ben Ward.

You clever little bastards.

Lair of the Clockwork God
4.5

Summary


Platform: PC
Developer: Size Five Games
Publisher: Size Five Games
Release Date: February 21, 2020


Dan Marshall has said publicly that if Lair of the Clockwork God doesn’t sell well enough, it will most likely be Ben and Dan’s final adventure. And if that’s how it transpires, then this game will be a fitting swansong. But if there’s any justice in the world it will sell hand over fist, because it’s a brilliant, joyous, clever and generous experience.

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Call of Juarez: Gunslinger – Nintendo Switch review

Call of Juarez: Gunslinger is the latest in an increasingly long list of last-generation game to grace the Nintendo Switch. Is it an Old West epic or a penny dreadful?

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Call of Juarez: Gunslinger is the latest in an increasingly long list of last-generation game to grace the Nintendo Switch. Is it an Old West epic or a penny dreadful?

Revisiting older games on Nintendo Switch often serves as a reminder of how much things have changed in the last decade. Call of Juarez: Gunslinger is one such example. Originally released on PC and consoles in 2013, it received a warm welcome and won acclaim for its clever storytelling techniques.

In the intervening years, game narratives have evolved in intriguing ways, the digital Wild West has been redefined by Red Dead Redemption 2, and the FPS genre – despite remaining the same on a mechanical level – has become increasingly entwined with RPG mechanics. Call of Juarez: Gunslinger is a throwback to a time when those seeds were being sewn. In some respects, it still feels modern, but in others, the lines of age are showing.

Call of Juarez: Gunslinger screenshot

The good news is that Call of Juarez: Gunslinger still spins a wonderful yarn. The player assumes the role of Silas Greaves, a dyed-in-the-wool bounty hunter who regales a saloon of drunkards with far-fetched tales of his exploits. Each story ticks off a who’s who of Wild West icons, with the likes of Billy the Kid, Johnny Ringo, and The Wild Bunch all making guest appearances.

If it sounds improbable that one man would cross paths with so many legendary outlaws, that’s because it probably is. Silas Greaves is the most unreliable of narrators, weaving a tapestry of deeds and perils, of heroes and villains, of lies and half-truths. Like just the real frontier, where stories were passed on, changed and embellished by word of mouth, Greaves creates folklore that is all his own.

It’s more than window dressing, however. Each story Silas recounts changes the game in interesting ways. Whole sequences rewind and play out entirely differently as Silas remembers – or reinvents – his tale. Environmental features – a ladder or a cave, for example – appear on the fly as he conjures up an escape route from a sticky situation. Enemies will even pop in and out of existence as Greaves endeavours to entertain the eager ears of his audience. And that audience also has an impact, calling Silas out on his tall tales with corrections that are then reflected in-game. The result is a story told with economy and humour in a way that feels authentic to the setting.

Call of Juarez: Gunslinger screenshot

The skilful storytelling helps to obscure the fact that the game is a fairly standard first-person shooter. It’s a mostly linear affair in which various ne’er do wells considerately offer themselves up for headshots with blithe indifference. It’s a not a subtle game, either. Each level is ripped straight from Hollywood’s Wild West, with locations ranging from dusty towns and dangerous gold mines to foggy swamplands and mountain-perched railroads. It’s a pleasingly familiar greatest hits package, and all the better for it.

Gunplay also feels good, with a selection of close, mid and long-range weapons all having weight and punch. Aiming can also be fine-tuned with help from the Nintendo Switch’s gyroscope, and the console’s HD rumble is also put to effective use.

Call of Juarez: Gunslinger also shows how the FPS genre was evolving with its simple progression system. Points are awards on how you dispatch your opponents – headshots are best, naturally – and as you level-up, perks unlock across three categories: Gunslinger, Ranger and Trapper. Each upgrade offers a welcome boost, although it’s often hard to feel the benefit as – on the standard difficulty at least – this is not a particularly tough game.

The game’s trickiest – and most frustratingly repetitive moments – are found in its duels and boss encounters, both of which are textbook examples of live-die-repeat game design. The game also attempts to expand upon on Red Dead Redemption’s dead eye mechanic for duel encounters. Unfortunately, the method of using both thumbsticks to maintain hand position and focus is unnecessarily fussy.

Call of Juarez: Gunslinger screenshot

As for the quality of the Nintendo Switch port, it’s good news. Call of Juarez: Gunslinger runs at a consistent clip, with some occasional slowdown only evident during the game’s more demanding moments. It also looks decent enough, while some locations – such as the Union Pacific railroad bridge – are quite beautiful.

The performances are also noteworthy. The late John Cygan gives Silas Greaves a pleasing blend of world-weariness and pent-up rage, and his ongoing commentary throughout each level is another delightful narrative flourish. Pawel Blaszczak’s excellent soundtrack also sounds the part and features some memorable themes.

Elsewhere, collectable Nuggets of Truth offer a potted history of the game’s cast of characters. Completionists can replay campaign levels to find them all, and there’s an enjoyable arcade mode for some bite-sized sharpshooting thrills.

Call of Juarez: Gunslinger is no substitute getting Red Dead Redemption on Switch, but as a whistle-stop tour through a theme park of iconic Wild West moments, it’s a whole heap of fun. The game shows its age, but the use of an unreliable narrator pays off in spades. It’s a small scale adventure by modern standards, but one worth revisiting, particularly on Switch where there’s a comparative dearth of enjoyable shooters.

Call of Juarez: Gunslinger
3.5

Summary


Platform: Nintendo Switch
Developer: Techland
Publisher: Techland
Release Date: December 10, 2019


Call of Juarez: Gunslinger comes to Nintendo Switch in fine fettle. A solid port with plenty of memorable moments cover the cracks to make it a wild west story worth retelling.

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