Roll up for romance in the Humble Valentine’s sale.
Roses are red,
Humble is great,
Buy romantic games,
For your Valentine’s date.
Today being the day of love and all, charity video game peddler Humble has opened a St. Valentine’s day sale. In it, you will find a stack of games with a romantic bent, including Last Day of June, Hatoful Boyfriend, Purrfect Date, and Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime.
There are also stone cold classics in the Humble Valentine’s sale. Of particular note is Time Magazine’s game of the year 2014, Phineas Fogg simulator 80 Days, and Fulbright’s Gone Home, the seminal narrative adventure game centred around… tell you what. Let’s let this Steam review sum it up for you.
— Karla, Honored Matre (@zusty) March 10, 2016
They clearly meant “lesbian scavenger hunt” as a diss, but if that doesn’t sell you on Gone Home, we don’t know what will.
If you prefer your Valentine’s games a bit kinkier, you should check out Ladykiller in a Bind, the adventurous visual novel from Christine Love.
And if you prefer things all slippery and weird, then Genital Jousting is the game for you. It’s kind of romantic, we suppose. If you squint a bit. Also, Genital Jousting receives the magic number – a nice 69% discount – so bonus points for that.
The Humble Valentine’s sale is open now and runs through until February 18th, 2018, at 10am Pacific (6pm GMT). As ever with the Humble store, all sales will generate money for deserving charities.
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