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It’s time to murder Gary Busey (in Hitman, obviously)

So it turns out that Gary Busey “won” the public vote, and more people would like to murder him than Gary Cole. In Hitman, as an elusive target. We’re not crazy.

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Hitman’s elusive targets are pretty great, actually. A bit of jeopardy only serves to spice up the experience, and when Square Enix asked the fans to choose which famous face gets offed next? What an opportunity!

We’d like the following celebrities to form an orderly queue while we line up an elaborate Hitman assassination:

  • Justin Bieber
  • Kanye West
  • Kim Kardashian
  • Actually, all the Kardashians
  • Donald Trump
  • Lindsey Lohan
  • Donald Trump, again
  • …what do you mean, we could only choose between Gary Busey and Gary Cole?

Oh. Well that’s disappointing. Gary Cole was pretty great in The Good Wife, so I guess it’s time to murder Gary Busey.

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Apparently Gary Busey “won” the public vote, and on July 21 he will appear in Hitman as a special Elusive Target called ‘The Wildcard’ for 7 days only.


Want to get in on the action and murder Gary Busey? Pick up the Hitman Full Experience bundle from Amazon.

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